Virginia was a lot lizard from FLA She had a compound fracture in the trunk It started when she ran away Thumbs out on the interstate She hitched a ride to misery
Mr. Whirly had a catastrophic incident He fell into the city by the bay He liquidated his estate Now he sleeps upon the haight Pan handling misery
And he's gonna get high-igh-igh When he's low low low The fire burns from better days And she screams, "Why, oh why?" I said, "I don't know" The catastrophic hymns from yesterday Of misery
Well Vinnie was a hustler out of Amsterdam He ran the drug cartel in Tinseltown They found him in a Cadillac Bludgeoned with a baseball bat In the name of misery
Regina hit the road to New York City Mysteriously the night Vinnie croaked She stopped in Vegas to elope With Virginia and the dope And kissed the bride eternally
And they're gonna get high-igh-igh When they're low low low The fire burns from better days And she screamed, "Why, oh why?" I said, "I don't know" The catastrophic hymns from yesterday Of misery
Hell hounds on your trail now once again boy It's groping on your leg until it sleeps The emptiness will fill your soul with sorrow Cause it's not what you make it's what you leave
And we're gonna get high-igh-igh When we're low low low The fire burns from better days And she screams why oh why I said I don't know The catastrophic hymns from yesterday Of misery